These are little nuggets of humor said while I was out of the office and at home relaxing with my wife and son
Wife- If you can't sit there and wait for your Dad to get finished, you don't need any Chocolate.
Son- SILENCE!!!!
Wife (to me)- You're not fat. You can't help you like M&Ms. (thanks baby. wait a minute...)
Me- Hot Dogs are nasty meat son.
Son- No, they're delicious.
Son (after tackling him to tickle him)- have you lost your mind?
Son (after I opened one of his gifts)- Moms, Dad finished emptying the box. He's a good finder-digger.
Speaking of being on vacation, it was awesome thanks for asking. We had a kick ass birthday party for my son (he's 4 years old, acts like he's 24...), took my son and picked him up from school, went to the gym a lot, took my fair share of naps, went to BounceU on family night and pretty much put a whooping on myself, went driving to find a movie theater and never found it, and in general just relaxed and did nothing work related. I did make a mistake and check my inbox, 1685 emails in 4 days. 12 of them were spam... Needless to say, I am not going to be on the best of terms with Monday when it is time to go back to work.
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