Hey, smile a little.

Money Problems??? Things can't be this bad.... This video is funny. Funny enough to add my blog to the list of websites that have referenced or hosted this video? Absolutely not. At least, not without a substantial reason. And that reason is the following:

My wife, son and I are eating dinner and my son proceeds to amuse us with his adult like comments. So, my son says "I can't hear you guys", at which point my wife for some crazy reason looks at my son and says "Can you say "I need my money"?", of course we now start thinking of Pearl. We both want to adopt Pearl. Simply for the possibilities....

If you're curious, my son can say "I want my money", so loan sharking is a potential career avenue. Rock on KHazy (devil horns with your fingers)!!!

I turned 35 today- not for the faint of heart....

Yeah, whoohoo, I'm the big three-five. I have had a few "old man" jokes fired across my proverbial bow, no worries though. I am committed to not letting the whole age thing play tricks on my mind. To show my disdain for the measurement of lifespan that humans regularly participate in, I proceeded to do the following on this day of days. Heehee, it has been quite adventurous...

• slept in late-ish (7:30am). I took the day off from work, so what better way to give a present to me than to sleep later than 5:00am. Also, I did not work out full on (did some crunches is all), as I need to maintain my state of relaxedness for any potential wildness. That was smart of me.
• birthday breakfast- three scoops of whey protein, and six ounces of sweet potato. Heaven's to Betsy but that was excitingly normal of me. Followed 2.5 hours later by two scoops of micellar casein (protein) and one tablespoon of natural peanut butter. That's what you call pee-on-yourself exciting.
  
• paid bills- sorry about that, I should have warned you all so you could have sat down. I hope no one passed out from the shock. Whoopee. I wrote some checks. on my birthday. How..."mature" of me. Dear cable, cell phone, regular phone, & water providers as well as property tax collector, it's my birthday- Aren't you supposed to be giving me gifts that don't require I give you something back (meaning my money)? In the spirit of my birthday and all, I have to ask.
  

Now, I know at my age I should really slow down, take things easy. But as you can see, I have thrown caution to the wind already today. Now here is where the story really gets wild. What better way to spend your birthday than to wait three hours at the local DMV to get my driver's license renewed. Three hours. To get a new picture. No test other than eyesight and sign recognition. Please understand, this was at a local DMV in a little country town that exists at the outskirts of the city I live in. We all know the type- it's the secret DMV that only natives to the state know about. The one where you can walk in and walk out in under 15 minutes. Not too bad for a state employee facility, normally. But today, it seems that the DMV I picked was experiencing some staffing shortages. Normally I would go to another, but all the other DMVs I knew about were just as bad or worse according to some of my fellow sufferers. It seems that the ones that I know about but only go to under the most dire of emergencies were having "staffing" issues as well, and were registering insanely long waits as well. I can't emphasize enough, it took three hours to get my new "serial killer" license. Basically what I look like, thank you DMV camera. Anyway, nothing like suffering at the hands of governmental bureaucracy to pull people together. I was there fifteen minutes and had already been adopted by the "lifers" . They took me under their wings, explained the routine, even helped me come to grips with my potential time of serving. It was almost like a scene from "band of brothers" or "shawshank redemption". There were jokes, cigarette bumming, cussing at "the man", we had it all. Hell, I was even congratulating people when they got their licenses, promising I would one day see them on the "outside". And then the moment I had waited for for two hours and fifty minutes, they called my number. Oh, did I leave that part out? Yeah, I had to stand in line to get a number (like at a butcher or sandwich shop) to stand in line and wait. One license, two lines. So, my numbers was called, I answered a few questions, took my test, sat down in front of the camera, and was out the door in ten minutes. But hey, I don't have to do that for another eight years. At this point, I am starving and luckily (not really) for me, there is a restaurant next door. I crush a decent meal (decent as in size/amount of food), and then went home. What did I do when I got home? Wait for it..............................



I took a nap. And so it begins.

Happy Birthday to a Very Important Lady- BHazy!!!

On this day, blank space blank space years ago, my BHazy was born. Hooray for me!!! Such a notable occasion, her name belongs in the list of other famous (or infamous) people.

Famous People Born Today : On May 02 (reduced due to relevance in my life and boredom factor)

• Baron Von Richthofen was born on 2nd of May in 1892- this is the legendary Red Baron of World War I infamy and frozen pizza fame. Like the Red Baron, BHazy shot my heart out of the sky and then I served it to her on a flaky, golden crust. How romantic....


• Bing Crosby was born on 2nd of May in 1904- Famous actor of the 30's through the 70's. Famous titles include- "If I Had My Way", "Out of this World", "The Greatest Show on Earth", "Scared Stiff", and my personal favorite, "Anything Goes"...


• Engelbert Humperdinck was born on 2nd of May in 1936- Billed as "The King of Romance". Described in the following way- Humperdinck cultivated the image of a mysterious heartthrob.....drove female fans wild. Just like me....


• Dwayne The Rock Johnson was born on 2nd of May in 1972- Yeah, pretty much this dude is the reason I was forced to watch wrestling for roughly 3 years, and why I have had to be subjected to award winning films such as "The Rundown" and "Walking Tall". At least "Gridiron Gang" was decent.


• David Beckham was born on 2nd of May in 1975- Soccer dude, married to a Spice Girl (who my wife did listen to when they first came out). And I like soccer.


• BHazy was born on 2nd of May in 1973- Well, this little sweetie pie stole my heart a long time ago (18 years this October). Maybe I'm a sucker for redheads, or black skirts and tight red sweaters, or all three, but I was toast the first moment I saw her. Since then, we have been partners in crime as the saying goes, and our combined DNA (her looks, my size, our brains) have helped us create a truly spectacular specimen of baby boy I like to refer to as Woot Doodle Shaboo (Disney channel thing again).

Happy Birthday you YOUNG Hottie you!!!