Nothing really new to talk about

I mean it. There is absolutely nothing new. Nada. Zip. Zilch. Absotively posilutely nothing. I apologize, I just don't have anything exciting or funny to discuss. Not that funny things or exciting things don't happen to me, but I seem way too tired to really describe them and make them alive through this forum. In fact, typing this is more than I thought I was capable of. Bear with me, I may need to freshen this up and take it in a different direction.

Chucklers

Funny comments from the last week or so:

1. "Oh, you turned this on me like that huh? This conversation got cock-eyed and crooked real quick."
2. "It's not supposed to be cute, you're supposed to be scared of it"
3. "Boy, calm down or I am going to sell you on eBay"
4. "If you don't get it together, I am going to spank so much of your fanny I will have to borrow butt to get it all out of my system"
5. "Now listen, I said you were 'Smirktastic" not 'Smurftastic', I wasn't sneaking a short joke in on you"
6. "Is that a belly shirt?" (this one, you had to be there)

that is all.